As we are held to your expectations, I feel that it’s part of our duty to make this post. You might or might not have realized that recently, releases sometimes have been delayed from anywhere between 10 to 60 minutes. We believe that the cause of this problem is that our current servers are connected to bad CDN nodes.
In an attempt to address this problem, we are going to try different servers that are located closer to the west coast (no, pointing our servers to other nearby nodes doesn’t work). The purchase, setup, and testing of these servers will require both time and money (you can’t exactly rent a server for a day — only for a month, and most places don’t do refunds). Therefore, we ask you to bear with us as we try our best to gather our resources and time to fix this problem.
I hope that you now realize we are always striving for consistent delivery of content. Therefore, in addition to the above measure, we are also planning to rewrite our entire releasing system in hopes of making it more “intelligent”. You should be able to expect an even more flawless process from us.
Even though we don’t give a shit about you, we do our best to deliver our promises.
The Great Leader
Edit: By the way, this was just a polite way of me asking you guys to stop asking where the releases are… D-Don’t get the wrong idea!